“One day, I was in the forest. And there was a volcano. And it had hot lava. But no fire. Just lava” “One day, I was at our old house and there was a monster. On the roof. And it was yellow. And this (puts his fingers together to indicate a rather small monster) big. [...]

The last night we were in Disney World last month we had dinner at the hibachi restaurant. Its a rather nice place to eat, they take a totally different take on the cooking in front of you thing compared to the places here at home. Its still a show, but its a little more reverent [...]

Last month, Three took his 5th trip to Disney World. I hope some day he understands how fortunate he has been. After taking him there at 13 months, 23 months, 2.5 years, 2.75, and 3.5, I can tell you with much certainty that 3.5 is the best age to take a munchkin. He thorou0ghly enjoyed himself, as [...]

About a month ago, Three spent the weekend illustrating to us that he now has a full understanding of the word ‘Freakin’. Freakin’ snow. Freakin’ bedtime. Freakin’ chicken for dinner? Really Mama? I want freakin’ pasta!’ It went on, and on. We played the whole thing down, and by mid-day Monday he has lost interest [...]

There are 1,786 things around the new house that STILL need to be done around the house. The list is long and tedious, and honestly I try to avoid it. Especially this time of year when I become a motion graphics widow until July. So, the blank walls and the 1981 kitchen? They are just [...]